what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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go F*** yourself

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Anti Joke

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