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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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