- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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