- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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