A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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hiya

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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