- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Poop.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Roses are red.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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