Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Your social life.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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