Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Anti Joke

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