What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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