- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

save me from the nothing ive become

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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