What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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1d

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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