- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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