What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

masturbating on a tarc bus

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

tommy is retared

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Anti Joke

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