- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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