- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Roses are red.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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