- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

asdf

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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