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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

did you stub your toe?

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Nickleback.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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