roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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