- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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