- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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