- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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