I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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sure!

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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nice tits.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Anti Joke

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