A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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