- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what came first the chicken or the chips

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

why was the man sad? his wife died

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