Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Latvia isn't a joke

gay people

What's a joke? Funny

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

My three children are three big mistakes.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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