whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Adele walks into the stables

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Anti Joke

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