- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Turkeys are obese

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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