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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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