- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Andy Carrol

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

How long is a china man?

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Woman's Rights

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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