- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

God. God.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A dog was barking at a tree

Punching a baby

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the dog die? He was old

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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