- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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