- Anti Joke

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

women's rights

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree