- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

kesha is a virgin.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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