- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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