- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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