- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A man walks into a bar

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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