- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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