- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

women's rights, lol

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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