Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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2 Penises

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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tommy is retared

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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