Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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