How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

woman's lacrosse

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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