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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Women's Rights

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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