Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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VAL SUCKS

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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MySpace.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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