- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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