- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

book 'em danno

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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