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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Women's Rights

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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