- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Koalas mum is a slut

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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