- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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