What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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