CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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VAL SUCKS

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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womans rights...

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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