all hail based mark

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Justin Bieber.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

book 'em danno

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

i love to lick...

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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