a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Your text.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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hashtags suck balls

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Anti Joke

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