- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

its funny cuz i laughed!

poop

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

anal seepage

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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