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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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