- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Latvia isn't a joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Im taking a shit right now.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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